I’m dying of laughter over that hair.
[aziz ansari voice] :D
Seeing this makes me realize that Goat Simulator is not just a game after all.
goats are such lovable jerks.
If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.
But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.
this fucking hit me like a fucking train
PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING
Poetic Cosmos of the Breath, 2007